no simulation would be this dumb
“why did you block me” because i took a single glance at your bio. case closed. court adjourned
(aggressively photosynthesizes)
developing a new blockchain that runs entirely on the power of positive thinking and marginally illegal securities fraud
your ‘true self’ is whoever you are at 3 AM when you’re reading the wikipedia page for the denver airport conspiracy while eating shredded cheese out of the bag. there is no escape
shout out to the distinguished scholars commenting"AND YET YOU POSTED ON THREADS" on my essay about digital autonomy. yes i did. im also stealing your wife and downloading your car fucker
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(at mcdonalds drive thru) the ice cream machine… show it to me. i know you’re hiding it. i can smell its power
The Index is going to look a bit different now!
I’ve finished a rebrand to bring it closer to my indie blog Westenberg, as like…a Westenberg product I guess. The Index will always be free, but it’s funded by my work through Westenberg, so this just makes sense.
I’ve been saying for months,
if you alter your choice of words and the way you speak / write because you’re concerned about sounding like chatGPT, or if you police others’ words in the same way, you’re letting a large language model reshape language itself. And I’m not entirely convinced any of us have thought that through.
absolutely losing my shit at the concept of my wife having independent thoughts. what’s next. she develops object permanence? starts perceiving linear time? NOT in MY marriage
data nerds and pollsters deciding which voters to give a shit about
corporate greed is a pay-to-win strategy in a co-op game
k
goodnight to everyone except JD Vance who’s currently trying to prove he’s working class by eating at Applebee’s with a silver spoon he refuses to let go of
woke up from a nightmare where i was forced to give a TED talk titled “The Power of Being Yourself” to 3,000 guys in expensive jeans who all write “thought leader” in their bio. the standing ovation lasted six weeks
If you’re a white journalist with a hot take on why a fraction of Black voters support Trump, I’m gonna need to see your deep-dive analysis on why millions of white women vote for him first. Or just, fuck off.
The OG cultural marxists
