If Trump can’t find work as a President he should just learn to code instead of playing the victim
I like my women like I like my coffee, manufactured by Nescafé and bad for the environment
in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: dudes who explain Bitcoin to women at parties, and dudes who reply ‘source?’ to obvious jokes on the internet. these are their stories.
I don’t think Trump believes he has a chance of winning. He’s juicing his funds (watches! crypto!) to bail on the US and haul ass overseas on November 7.
(me, bursting into a history lecture) THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN professor: ma’am this is a class on ancient mesopotamia me: PRONOUNS
(eric adams, covered in marinara sauce, climbing the Empire State Building) you can’t MAKE me resign
Moderators and content reviewers should be paid on par with developers. That’s the hill I’m here to die on.
the year is 2045. everything is problematic now. i eat a plain piece of white toast. 500 phd students materialize to lecture me. forgive me bari weiss i whisper, with my last breath.