☭ ☭ ☭ ATTENTION COMRADES ☭ ☭ ☭
wokeness will be EQUALLY DISTRIBUTED
please form an orderly queueb to receive your government-mandated CRITICAL RACE THEORY
violators will be sent to PRONOUN GULAG
me mate dazza just rocked up to smoko 45 mins late with a mad shiner & two iced coffees. said he slept in cos his mrs chucked a wobbly and yeeted his phone out the window. fucken legend
lake beta cuck
“I have been BASELESSLY accused of being a serial abuser and harasser of women. To prove my innocence I have hired the same lawyer as several other serial abusers and harassers. Did I mention I have found Jesus.”
In Australia, if you say ‘third wave feminism’ into a mirror three times at midnight, Mia Freedman appears starts a podcast and is immediately forced to apologise
The UN is basically the world’s most expensive group chat where no one ever replies with anything useful
zuckerberg, high on bbq sauce fumes: “ship the app now” devs: “it’s 2am and the app is just your face plastered over the entire screen” zuck: “yes…yes. it’s perfect” devs: weeping
1997: by 2023 we’ll have flying cars
2024: “are interdimensional child-eating vampires turning the planets gay?” i ask, my brain smoothened to perfection by internet brainworms
If you’re against AI compensating creators, you’re against ads, and you’re against paywalls, you’re basically demanding free labor. Quality content isn’t a charity—if you’re too fucking cheap to fucking pay for it, maybe you don’t fucking deserve it.
If you’re pro AI tools, and also anti-publishers putting content behind a paywall, the technical term for what you are is an utter fucking idiot.
The existence of pronouns implies the existence of budget / midrange nouns. maybe with bad cameras. $1000 cheaper. less colour options.
young people are enjoying things that I don’t enjoy and I am uncomfortable: an op ed
congratulations to Elon Musk for reducing twitters value from $44b to $50 and a coupon for one (1) free hug, redeemable from the corner perv at any Arby’s parking lot
My junk is already a genius if you know what I mean (genitals)
I’m going to start replying to everything like I’m on Hacker News. Unhappy with Congress? Why don’t you just start a new country and write a constitution and secede? It’s not that hard once you know how. Actually, I wrote a microstate in a weekend using Rust.
Ann Coulter is living proof that if you talk enough shit, eventually you just become a human septic tank
More like the Founding Farters
(giving a motivational speech) You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. And about 98% of the ones you do take. Honestly, you fucking suck at this.
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the cyber truck is what happens when you let a bunch of incels design a vehicle. absolutely No Curves allowed. shameful