Wanted to re intro, since a few folks didn’t realise this about me but - I’m a damned proud transgender journalist, writer, and creator. My work has been published in places like Wired, TIME, The Next Web etc. Through my own publication @ Westenberg, I cover tech, politics, and online culture. 🏳️⚧️
oh wow, you asked me to define ‘woman’ for the 1000th time, absolutely devastating. you really cracked the case, sherlock. you should define ‘insecurity’ while you desperately cling to the one debate point you think makes you sound like you have a functioning motherfucking brain cell
All you need to know about Apple Arcade is that they just announced Space Invaders as a coming soon title
“um actually, we’d prefer if this smoking gun remained behind a tasteful velvet rope until after the election, thank you”
The obvious answer to social media platform anxiety? Just POSSE that shit—post once, syndicate everywhere. Let your content roam free while you chill. This is why I’m a micro dot blog maxi.
Fuck going on Joe Rogan, Kamala Harris should beat these white dudes at their own game by starting a podcast
if taylor swift ACTUALLY cared about climate change she’d block out the sun with a giant cardboard cutout of her face, cooling the Earth by 2 degrees
how it started vs how it’s going
Take it from a recovering alcoholic: if you’re trying to build habits, don’t start with a fancy habit-tracking app. Grab a notebook, a pen, and focus on tracking just one habit for 30 days. Simplicity wins every time
this stupidity of this shit truly cheese-grates my fucking spleen
Twitter is literally just 48 crypto dudes in matching Temu aviators paying $8 a month to LARP as ‘thought leaders’ in the comments of a Burger King promo
Fight Club is a satire of dudes who love Fight Club and I just think that’s beautiful
If you have ever signed me up for your email list without my permission you do not deserve to have access to the internet and should in fact burn in hell
Anyone who says they can tell the difference between Monday, Asana, Miro, Notion, Trello, ClickUp, and Airtable is either a cult member or a shareholder
Quote-post but change what the skeleton is holding.
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She texted ‘sure’ without an exclamation point, so I guess she’s planning my funeral
Your regular reminder that The Lorax is about environmentalism, not a cute orange creature and it was published 50 fucking years ago. We knew what we were doing.
People keep saying we live in “interesting times” but is it just me or is all this nazi shit boring and tired as fuck
Tell me why every Trump rally feels like a scene from ‘The Truman Show’ where he’s the only one who doesn’t know
“2024” enters stage left. He is disheveled, with wild hair and a crumpled shirt.
chorus: ‘HEAR YE, BEHOLD THE YEAR THAT COMES, A MAJESTIC CLUSTERFUCK, LOUDER THAN THE GODS, MORE CONFUSING THAN ANY PROPHECY.’
He trips on his toga, spilling scrolls and fast food receipts everywhere.