If you vote for the pants shitting, muslim banning, transgender children terrorising, white supremacist pandering shitbag, you deserve to be ostracized by your family forever and die alone in your easy chair to the sounds of Fox News LOVE YOU
GDP now measured in memes per capita. shitposters are the new 1%. my life savings are backed by trump nfts. this is the invisible hand
to hell with november 5 this is the only election i’m interested in (via Reddit)
How The Conversation’s article on Trump’s DJ session missed the mark and normalized a campaign fiasco.
www.joanwestenberg.com/no-trumps…
i love making my little to-do lists because it helps me organize all the little things i’ll pretend to give a shit about before failing to reach my potential every day I am blessed
you did what with your semen
Now I REALLY don’t know what to do with these tossed salads and scrambled eggs
There are 2 wolves inside me: one craves the seamless simplicity of an all-Apple ecosystem, and the other fights for the freedom and flexibility of cross-platform independence. The struggle is real. Anyone got an answer? Anyone else struggle with this?
Adulthood is just the endless anticipation of recess, but no one ever lets you out
the Open Source Men have logged on. they’re typing furiously about licenses again. my Timeline is a hellscape of neckbeards screaming “ACTUALLY”. god help us all
Well, here we are again, folks.
It’s time for another round of meta media debunking:
Breaking down a right-wing hit job on Kamala Harris—amplified yet again by the New York Times.
www.joanwestenberg.com/nyts-late…
“I Tried Dry-Aging Myself, You Won’t Believe What Happened Next” (I got older / dryer)
Congratulations to the latest 3 white dudes who have raised 5 million dollars from other white dudes to solve a problem for white dudes.
We’re so, so proud of you. sobbing
Can someone please come up with a joke about George Soros / Sonos Speakers and then give me credit for it
If you’re paying for linkedin premium you need to take a good hard look at your life choices
This isn’t actually about broken websites or bad tweets.
Not really.
It’s about learning how to govern in a digital world that’s only getting more complicated.
www.joanwestenberg.com/the-bigge…
Choose Your Fighter: Spokesperson for the Dark Lord Edition
Freud was basically the older guy at the party who thinks he’s figured you out after 5 minutes of talking about himself and is absolutely going to try and fuck you after 2 margaritas
left/Dem election doomers aren’t forecasting—they’re hedging. Predicting a Trump win now means they won’t look naive if it happens. Better to be “surprised” by being wrong and have it forgotten in the euphoria than risk looking vulnerable for having hope. It’s pragmatic pessimism as ego armor.
If you’re a Preacher and you’re also a billionaire you’re a Godless, gutless, gormless, shameless, spineless and above all pointless hypocrite