the CAPTCHA industry thinks theyre so smart making me identify traffic lights. coward shit. let me post my rambling 4000 word manifesto about CHEMTRAILS. thats the real human test

increasingly disturbed by revelations that while i was posting “this aint it chief” at random celebrities, powerful men were using social media to plot the downfall of democracy

how elon went from “im going to save humanity” to “actually what if i did treason with the funny invasion war crime man” in like 18 months. really inspiring demonstration of the grindset

folks im beginning to think the car guy might not have humanities best interests at heart

like having the world’s finest chefs prepare an exquisite meal for a rabid mob of absolute fucking morons who have already decided they’ve got a craving for a gas station microwave burrito in the middle of an E. coli outbreak

The existence of Fiona Apple implies the existence of a Fiona Microsoft

You know the actor’s pregnant when they start rocking one of these in every episode

it’s 2030. notion just announced notion toilet paper. each sheet contains a fully collaborative workspace. my ass is now a kanban board

New on The Index: the Link Blog feed.

External news stories, all presented as Gift / Friend links, with added commentary.

Today - covering the WSJ’s report on Musk’s bff back channel with Putin.

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The thing about the white power movement is that white people were in power for 95% of modern history and that’s how we got World War 1, World War 2 and Cats (2019) like this shit hasn’t been great

EVERY BEACH IN AUSTRALIA SHOULD BE RENAMED “POSSIBLE HAROLD HOLT LOCATION #1”, “POSSIBLE HAROLD HOLT LOCATION #2” etc. until we solve this

the economists are at it again. graph line go up? jail. graph line go down? also jail. sideways graph? believe it or not, straight to jail. im selling my stocks to invest in a jumbo jar of unvaccinated sperm

if the algorithm shows me a post from someone I don’t follow, I only reply to it if I agree with it.

Not because I’m a nice person, because I just don’t give a fuck about the wrong opinions of strangers on the internet

The way men light up when “Why Don’t You Get A Job” by The Offspring comes on is the biggest red flag since the Soviet Union

Some of you grew up in a Fiber One household instead of a Lucky Charms household and it shows

sleep tight dipshits

the narrative is the product.

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Breaking Free: Creating a News Feed Beyond Walled Gardens

Been a while since I wrote any kind of…human, real update. I wanted to share what I’ve been cooking up. I’ve been head down working on The Index, my indie news project that I’m really excited about, and Westenberg, my solo-founder publication. I gotta say, I’m exhausted. The last few months have been interesting, let me put it that way. Shutting down my PR/marketing firm to go back to indie publishing has meant a drop in income of around 90%.

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just raised $500M in venture capital for my app that lets you summon a guy named keith to fix your toilet. he arrives in a cybertruck. this is the future