Nate Silver’s gut says Trump is gonna win.
Nate Silver’s gut also said Eric Adams would be the next Democrat Presidential Nominee.
The mainstream Romney conservatives get outraged when progressives use GOP tactics back on them because deep down, they know what they’re supporting isn’t right. When people they secretly see as the ‘good guys’ use their playbook, it forces them to confront their own shit - and it’s uncomfortable.
“im not owned!! im going back to my roots!!”, i continue to scream as the Washington post becomes a amazon product review aggregator with occasional news
the thing about REAL entrepreneurs is we dont need “customers” or “revenue.” we have LINKEDIN ENGAGEMENT and PODCAST DOWNLOADS. the universe will provide, as long as you keep sharing gary vee clips
Shout out to all the dudes who have joined the fight for abortion rights by living their lives as a case study of why it’s a good idea
Stupid simple productivity hack:
If you’re struggling to wake up early, change your alarm sound / tone every night. Don’t give your brain a chance to get used to it and block it out.
Look if you’re gonna roast Elon musk at least do it over an open flame
if I see one more contestant say ‘we’re not here to make friends,’ I’m going to join the show just to become their best friend out of spite
Every single reality show judge:
what you just did was so fucking unprofessional…
DRAMATIC PAUSE AUDIENCE GASPS
…because professionals would charge BILLIONS for talent like this. you have forced me to press my special button. the one that makes you win $50,000 (wipes tear) (violins play)
they’re scanning brainwaves for “problematic thoughts” now. joke’s on them - my mind is an endless loop of the windows xp startup sound
What idiot called my publication Westenberg instead of Webstenberg
Can’t find the option for “your owner is a cunt” can anyone help
how the hell was this a kids movie
“deplorables” didn’t go far enough.
We’re talking about barely functioning, expired milk carton-level, sub-human rape apologists with a shit fashion sense, hellbent on speedrunning the collapse of civilization.
Every Trump supporter is semi-sentient mold growing on the unwashed ass of democracy.
“‘what if we found the worlds most insufferable centrist and gave them 800 words twice a week’ - the NYT fuckass opinion desk, smoking dick shaped cigars made of pulitzers
(sobbing) please… you have to understand… i NEED to see what limited edition flavor of chip the funny internet man is eating today
Trump voters aren’t worth the oxygen. Yours or theirs.
My Halloween costume this year is Sam Altman I’m gonna dress like a dork and go around asking people for money
ah shit. accidentally posted my credit card info instead of a slur. please no one look at my last 20 tweets
I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that if slavery was still legal Amazon and Tesla wouldn’t be mad about it