security escorted me out of the library for reorganizing every book by how much i personally agree with it. so much for the tolerant left

The only difference between Donald and Diddy is that Donald is white.

Why else do you think he’s not locked up?

Just a reminder that Woody Guthrie’s guitar said ‘this machine kills fascists’ not ‘this machine thinks fascists make some interesting points worth considering”

Remember when the internet felt infinite? When every click could lead to something wild, wonderful, and new?

Those days are dying.

www.joanwestenberg.com/the-inter…

Republicans hate the troops.

the problem with “Never Trump” republicans is that they were still “Frequently Bush” republicans

way too many of y’all in the media are getting off on everyone’s fear, uncertainty and doubt and it shows

this years Pulitzer goes to the Bezos’ op ed that he definitely wrote himself about why not picking a side is brave actually. founding fathers shed a single tear. george washington is clapping. this is what leadership looks like folks

just found out some people research their opinions BEFORE posting them?? absolutely psychotic behavior

Someone on reddit pointed out that he’s trying to make an X with his body and it’s the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen

fact checkers keep ‘debunking’ my posts but have they considered that believing things that make me mad feels really good actually

The rise of data-driven campaigning didn’t just change politics—it’s undermining the very foundations of democracy. Are we ready for the consequences?

www.joanwestenberg.com/the-new-p…

my roommate michael moore keeps trying to get my tinder dates to sign release forms before entering our apartment. I haven’t had a second date in 8 months

have spent 10,000 hours reading every “Understanding The Trump Voter” think piece. have watched 500 documentaries. have consulted the ancient texts. turns out they’re just nazis. im so fucking mad

just watched ben shapiro try to DESTROY a happy meal with FACTS and LOGIC but he couldn’t open the box. now crying in mcdonalds. this is conservative intellectualism. No pussy has ever been dryer.

trump is like if you ordered a dictator off wish.com

my roommate michael moore just burst into my room with a camera crew to demand why i “continue to support big tech” by charging my phone. this is the fourth time today

The last decade has been the empire strikes back and I’d really like return of the Jedi soon

i have evolved past shitposting. now spending 16 hours a day crafting nuanced takes about fiscal policy. my brain is deteriorating. keep seeing ben bernanke in my dreams

The dark triad is just what I call my 3 nipples