ben shapiro frantically measuring his own height at 2am in the walmart parking lot, screaming ‘the tape measure is a tool of cultural marxism.’ someone come get their boy
your atomic habits: drinking water when you wake up my tactical nuclear habits: flooding my entire house with deuterium oxide. becoming clinically hydrated. local water table permanently altered
I need to write up a blog post on the only physical note taking system that has ever worked for me
if I’ve learned one thing from trying to engage in good faith with right wing fopdoodles it’s that there is no fucking point trying to engage in good faith with right wing fopdoodles
anyone who says they wouldnt have voted to execute socrates is a coward. this man would follow you around the marketplace asking if you can define what a sandal is
“so much for the tolerant left” i weep, as the cashier refuses to accept my payment of 50,000 loose uncooked beans for this monster energy drink
If you’re the CEO of a company that has laid off more than 5% of its workforce in the last 12 months, there should be a freeze on your compensation for the next 12 months.
dear liberals,you claim to hate my posts and yet you keep reading them. curious. i am very intelligent
The problem with the “bring your whole self to work” concept is that some folks’ whole self is anti-vaxx, bible thumping, COVID denying fuckery. I don’t know about you but I’d rather not see Crosses and anti-vaxx stickers on my coworkers desks or popping up in Slack channels.
wild how “some people” fight against gay and trans rights but get offended if you call them transphobic or homophobic. You don’t get to deny our rights and then demand a nice label. If you’re uncomfortable being called out, maybe question the views making you fit that label.
Ya pricks.
I’m curious. If you’re running your own business / publication, etc, do you have a to-do app for your personal life and a separate app for your work? How do you draw a line between which tasks go where? What do you use?
my roommate michael moore has been trying to get an interview with ronald mcdonald for 30 years. keeps sneaking into head office disguising himself as the hamburgler. they know it’s you michael
Your regular reminder that I curate a daily feed with a hand picked selection of Gift / Friend links to premium publication articles on The Index link blog:
this is the funniest bio I have ever read. literally just “a list of times I got owned”
I think Harris is going to win.
But if Harris loses, the establishment democrats are gonna throw trans people under a bus driven by Donald Trump with a bumper sticker that says “I don’t brake for pronouns”
I can’t believe I’m having an actual conversation with someone who thinks it’s dismissive to call people who have a fear of trans people “transphobic” wait no i can believe that
I spent 3 years writing GARBAGE on every photo of biden i could find. he has stolen my bit. i am contacting the plagiarism police
its called a presidential “race” but they wont let me drive my 1998 honda civic into the voting booth. system is rigged
matt walsh is what happens when you feed an AI 10,000 hours of someone saying ‘actually,’ and then give it a beard
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