“Trump gave the assholes a voice” as if your uncle randy hasn’t been getting hammered & ranting about lizard people and gays at every thanksgiving since 1985. the posting never stopped
“Trump gave the assholes a voice” as if your uncle randy hasn’t been getting hammered & ranting about lizard people and gays at every thanksgiving since 1985. the posting never stopped
I don’t think I’m better than you I just think you’re worse than me
Age 6: I want to be a firefighter Age 27: I want to not have a panic attack before checking my emails
tired of being told to “count sheep”. im counting my enemies instead. currently at 8,956 and growing. good night to None of them
the death of the politician has arrived. In today’s world, they’re influencers first and leaders second - if at all.
experiencing what the experts call a “rugpull.” turns out DragonBallZCumRocketCoin was not a legitimate investment vehicle. the white paper was just the script of paul blart mall cop
blocking people is better than sex
i spent 10 grand on “THE SECRET FORMULA TO BECOMING AN ONLINE CELEBRITY” and its just a pdf that says “have you considered posting slurs”
life hack: block the word “discourse”
wow. cannot BELIEVE you would dare to argue with me on the internet. im currently printing out every single thing youve said since 2007, binding it into a leather tome called “The Complete Works of Dipshit” & mailing it to your entire extended family
when white liberals call for a “revolution” it’s because they assume they’ll be in a leadership position away from the front lines
I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optimist with experience in how the world actually works
another day of being the only person who knows the correct way to sleep. you’re all doing it wrong and i refuse to elaborate. nighty night fuckers
If you’re one of those people who ‘just love Mondays,’ I hope your printer jams for the rest of your life
I feel like I’d use GIMP a lot more if it wasn’t called GIMP
NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
rewatched that video of celebrities singing ‘we’re all in this together’ from their gold-plated bunkers and i’m convinced it was a satanic ritual to summon a second wave of covid
Hot take your mother in law was right
new Meta slogan: move farts and break wind
Why centrism today is just political cowardice in disguise—and how to rebuild the middle ground
www.joanwestenberg.com/why-today…
I barely want to talk to actual humans why the fuck would I want to have an endless conversation with a meta AI chatbot of Meryl Streep
“I get why people don’t like Voldemort but if you actually listen to his podcast he has some good ideas”
Good people: “doing this worked for me, it might work for you!”
Bad people: “doing this worked for me, if it doesn’t work for you, you’re the problem”
Shitheads: “doing this worked for me, buy my $500 course to find out it more”
if you ever judge me for wearing pajamas to the store, just know: i have already judged you 10 times harder, for being a Fed who puts on pants before 12
As the leader of the Rohan First party I say let Gondor make a deal with Mordor on their own. Sauron has given me his word that his forces will stop at the Anduin and I have no reason to doubt him. Stop sending our horses into foreign wars. Make Rohan Great Again